(ESTABLISHING SHOT) A weary ADVENTURER, wearing battered armor and 10 glowing rings, clutching a potion bottle, and laden with all manner of weapons, magical devices, and sacks of gold, lies panting on the ground outside of the seedy-looking entrance to a grimy Dungeon. The nearby scenery is uniformly grey and uninteresting. Bluff Male Voice: Retrieved the Amulet of Yendor too many times to count? Sultry Female Voice: Can't see anything in the Eye of Larn? BMV: Eaten one too many Zombie corpses? SFV: Run out of Greater Gods to kill? CLOSE-UP: The ADVENTURER's sweat-streaked face, which is nicked and bruised. He has a black eye. The ADVENTURER nods wearily, and, it seems, with some boredom. MBV+SFV: Then take the ultimate challenge ... The final quest ... OMEGA! (PAN VERTICALLY TOWARD SKY) The Mormon Tabernacle Choir: Ooooooo -- mega! A shaft of brilliant sunlight pierces the overcast sky, revealing a Mystic Portal in the sky. A rainbow bridge lances from the portal toward the ADVENTURER. As the ADVENTURER hesitantly sets foot on the bridge, he (with the viewer) is swept through the M.P. in a masterpiece of computer animation. There is a flash of light, and a TRANSFORMED ADVENTURER, in newly polished and chromed armor, wielding a flaming sword, strides confidently toward an edifice that makes the Castle of Ultimate Darkness look like a sandcastle. The landscape is vibrantly colored, and we feel that there are new challenges awaiting just over the horizon. TMTC: Magnificat! Magnificat! Magnificat! BMV: Coming Soon to a site near you! SFV: Challenge Omega -- The Final Quest! As the ADVENTURER passes through the entrance to the AWESOME CASTLE, a giant portcullis slams shut behind him with the force of a Death Star bulkhead, and we hear a muffled scream, soon cut off. Satanic Male Voice: If you dare!