The Interview


What are your qualifications?

I've got two.

Sir, that's not an answer.

Two!

Please sit down, sir.

I don't like ovens. I'm scared of showers, too.

We only have microwave ovens here, sir, and the showers are completely optional.

Stop hitting me, I already told you I don't have any money.

Please calm down, sir.

I don't want to go back.

Sir, maybe we should reschedule this interview session?

Two!

Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to call security.

GET OFFA ME!

That's it, here they come.


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